... Your friends think you epitomize cool because you own an appliance that toasts bread and steams a poached egg at the same time.
Ah, but no, they're the one's who ooze cool because they own a Roomba
- My husband just hired a grown woman with a college degree who was born in 1986 and is only months older than our oldest niece.
- And what the heck is a "Holla Back Girl", anyway?!